I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE MY GO TO ARGUMENT FOR EVERYTHING
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Greenintended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
oh my god AJR are so adorable. i’ve had “i’m ready” stuck in my head bc it played on the radio this morning and i just got around to looking it up and i’ve spent a good 15 minutes looking at pictures and videos of them and listening to their music and grinning my face off bc they’re such nerds and and if i have a type my type is nerd
Do you have a smartphone or tablet? You should be able to download an audio translation app that will listen and attempt it.
i’ve tried that, but none of the programs i’ve been able to find will do it directly as an audio file. i’ve tried to repeat it into the microphone but apparently i don’t say it correctly because it comes out just a big mumble jumble. thanks though!